No, I haven't had the baby yet
And why the heck do people keep asking me this? I'm busy, trying to close out my school year and pack up my classroom, which is being moved for the 3rd time in 3 years.
Sailor Boy has dropped and I'm walking like I'm holding a ten pound watermelon between my thighs, but people, if I hear, "Haven't you had that baby yet???" one more time, I'm gonna kill someone. Oooo, listen to the crabby pregnant lady.
Just a quick brag. I have married the world's most wonderful man. While I lay on the couch, he made dinner, bathed Missy HooHaw, did 3 loads of laundry and the grocery shopping, then sent me to bed while he paid the bills. What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man, in the words of Salt n' Pepa.
No wonder he doesn't want to have another.